Victoria’s Secret Sexy Pool Party

post from Hollywoodtuna on 26 March 2010 03:00:00 PM. © Hollywoodtuna

Alright, the weekend is here and I’m already half in the bag, blogging about celebrities can be very stressful so a few wobbly pops before three are allowed at my office. Here are Victoria’s Secret hotties Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio standing boob to boob in bikinis in a pool somewhere…. I’m guessing it’s heaven because this is where I want to go when I die. Wait, are boners allowed in heaven?

more pictures of the girls here

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Jesse James Is A Fan Of The Nazis!

post from Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton on 26 March 2010 03:00:00 PM. © Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

DISGUSTING! According to the National Enquirer, Jesse James has a whole other side to him - one where he collects Nazi memorabilia and has the mouth of a raging bigot! ?Jesse has a long surfboard with a full-length picture of Adolf Hitler doing the ?Sieg Heil? salute, along with a swastika, in his office,? said [...]

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Donny Osmond Outraged By Lady Gaga Video In
First-Ever Instance Of Old Person Not Liking Crazy Young Person Thing

post from Best Week Ever on 26 March 2010 02:56:00 PM. © Best Week Ever

Donny Osmond is not liking the Lady Gaga “Telephone” video, you guys. On his morning radio show Drivin’ With The Os-Man, Osmond recently made the following declaration:

Shocking videos are nothing new. Shocking videos are all over the place. But in my opinion on this one, Lady Gaga and Beyonce cranked up the violence so unnecessarily.
What is the message? Is the message that it’s necessary to show extreme violence and criminal activity in order to sell a record nowadays? I don’t want my kids or my grandkids to see stuff like this!

Notice how similar this declaration is to the one by Professor Adulty McShockderson, Esq. in an October 1938 issue of Monacle-Droppers Monthly:

I understand that boys shalle be boys, but this Benny Goodman fellow and his hollow ribaldry are the stuff of the devil’s sarsaparilla, and cannot be tolerated in our faire god-fearing and immigrant-hating community. I do not want my kids or my grandkids if I survive long enough to have any to see such balderdash!

Or this one, from a popular June 1957 radio program Go Swell It On The Mountain:

I know there’s moving images all over the places these days but AHHHH!!!! Elvis Presley’s crotch!!!!!! Turn it off turn it off turn it off turn it off!!!! I don’t want my kids or my grandkids to see this and spit out their malteds!

Or this one, from anything talking about rap music, ever:

KIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My reason for going to the library and doing all this periodical research is, of course, to point out how hilarious it is when any adult is actually legitimately outraged by popular youth culture evolving into something that outrages them, despite the fact that that’s the precise motivating factor for that youth culture. Being outraged by it, Os-man (I can call you that because you’re definitely reading this, right?), is exactly what they want, and no matter how knowledgeably you try to qualify your statements, any attempt to articulate your outrage just helps to complete the caricature of the happy establishment-outsiders frolicking while the out-of-touch grownup Scrooges shout from their bedrooms to keep it down.

I’m sure when I have kids, there’s gonna be a singer named Lady C*ntf*ck, and her videos are gonna all be 3-D holograms of 12-year-olds having graphic sex while cursing their parents with futuristic laser swear words, and I’m not gonna like it, but you know what, that’s just how it’s always gonna be. I’m gonna write that down and put it in a time capsule and mail it myself in the future so that when it happens, I’ll tell myself I told myself so. And my three-eyed alien overlord’s gonna be like “Mail time’s over, human, back to space-work!”

And besides, I’ll feel a lot more hopeless for humanity if a future generation of kids ever grows up loving this:

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Weekend Links

post from Egotastic! on 26 March 2010 02:48:00 PM. © Egotastic!

Gisele Bundchen is the ulitmate MILF thanks to her new MILF boobs. (Popoholic) The hottest college girls fight to the death! Or something like that. (CollegeHumor) I'm not sure Chloe Sevigny should be saying that about Big Love. Though she's...

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Michael Lohan Attempts To Initiate The Demise Of
Reality Television

post from Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton on 26 March 2010 02:45:00 PM. © Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Even a heart-attack was too subtle of a hint!TLC, you stay far away from this!Michael Lohan is wandering around La La Land trying to get a new reality show on the air in which a bunch of whores hop on an RV and travel around America. Before you get your bandanna in a bunch, Bret [...]

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Kim Kardashian Not Dating Soccer Star Wayne
Bridge

post from Hollyscoop Entertainment News on 26 March 2010 02:37:00 PM. © Hollyscoop Entertainment News

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush just split and both stars have already been linked to other people. Reggie has been linked to a blonde waitress named January Gessert, while Kim has apparently been busy dating Manchester City soccer star Wayne...READ MORE

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Real Housewives of New York: I'll Be Famous When
I'm Dead [Recaps]

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Michele Bachmann Predicts Future, Calls Obama
'Anti-American' Again [Predictions]

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OMG! It's Miley and her boyfriend.

Here's Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth at the LA premiere of their new movie The Last Song, and it's nice to see Miley with a boy who looks like he's actually enjoying the Hollywood-permitted statutory rape. I... ...read full story

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Miley And Liam Make Red Carpet Debut Together!!

post from Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton on 26 March 2010 02:30:00 PM. © Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

They match! How sweet!Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth made their official red-carpet debut as a couple at the premiere of their movie, The Last Song, last night in El Lay!Look at girlfriend's grip on that Aussie!! She is NOT messing around!!How long do you think it will take before Liam makes a break [...]

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