So Kanye West Calls Kimmy Cakes His Perfect
B!@%&…

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Anything for publicity right?!? This song was made just so that everyone in the media, including blogs like this one, will have an opinion and write about it. At this point, if Kanye West wants to call his perfect woman the b-word, and if Kim Kardashian wants to embrace it, then so be it. Honestly, at this point the whole thing seems quite pathetic. After two engagements, Amber Rose, a few “model chicks”, and countless songs about all of his women, this gets a “yawn” *stretches arms*…and it’s not even an original concept, thus she can’t be too perfect. By perfect I assume he means Stepford.

I’m sure in five years or so, Kanye West will have a song calling her the perfect something else. Next! I don’t dislike Kim Kardashian, but everything can’t be for sale. Can it? I think everyone and their mama knows Kanye West already lost the perfect woman for him *whispers Amber Rose*. Took him two years, several songs, album covers, outbursts at concerts, and some strange music videos to get over that relationship…Lastly, we all know realistically perfect just doesn’t exist. Once Kanye West gets a hold it, it’s sure to become flawed or broken. Still like his music, though

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Joan Rivers’ Hilarious Costco Protest Was
All Over These Little Quotes

post from VH1 Celebrity on 08 August 2012 01:02:52 PM. © VH1 Celebrity

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The above TMZ video was from Joan Rivers’ hilarious publicity stunt/public protest at a Burbank Costco, where the comedian (and her camera crew) loudly complained that the big box store was violating her First Amendment rights by not selling her latest book, I Hate Everyone … Starting With Me.

“Costco should not be like Nazi Germany! Next thing they’ll be burning the Bible,” she shouted on her megaphone in her signature irreverent way. As security guards began to surround her, she told them, “I know you’re trying to throw me out of your store. This is bigger than both of us. … This is private property that we’ve stolen from the Indians!”

The guards, probably amused by the scene, didn’t make any move to stop Rivers as she warned one customer, “Cynthia, you’re going to be famous,” and proceeded to cuff herself to the woman’s cart.

So what’s all the fuss over? Apparently, Costco took offense to two made-up quotes on the back cover of Rivers’ book: “Wilt Chamberlain: ‘Even if I were alive I wouldn?t f— her.’ Marie Antoinette: ‘I don?t like her. Let her eat sh–.’ ”

For what it’s worth, we’re pretty sure the First Amendment doesn’t prevent Costco from selling what it likes. They did, however, respect Rivers’ free speech enough not to have her arrested. Still, she left unsatisfied. “They kicked me out without giving me any free samples,? she told local station KTLA.

Joan Rivers

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Jennifer Lopez Sues Her Ex-Chauffeur For $20
Million — Wait, How Much Do Chauffeurs Even Make

post from VH1 Celebrity on 08 August 2012 01:02:52 PM. © VH1 Celebrity

~~We wish we could be celebrity chauffeurs!~~ OK, not anymore. As much as we’d love to hang out with our fave celebs all day, gathering juicy intel on them, it is apparently not worth the trouble. Jennifer Lopez is suing her former chauffeur for $20 million for extortion and defamation after claiming that he threatened to release damaging information about her. According to court documents obtained by E!, Lopez claims in the lawsuit that her driver, Hakob Manoukian, threatened to release “disruptive and potentially damaging” information about her unless she paid him $2.8 million. How rude! (Also, how much do these guys make that she can sue him for that much?

Lopez’s suit claims that an attorney for Manoukian, who sued Lopez, her manager, Benny Medina, and ex-husband Marc Anthony for breach of contract in April, demanded the nearly $3 million payday to avoid disclosing “sensitive and personal information that he had allegedly overheard” while working for Lopez.

Her lawsuit points out that Manoukian signed a confidentiality agreement that prohibits him from blabbing anything he heard about Lopez’s business or personal life. E! said the Lopez action is “technically a countersuit” answering Manoukian’s original breach complaint, saying of course she paid him the full salary that they had agreed upon.

Apparently this all started with some beef between Manoukian and Medina. The suit reads that the two had a pretty massive falling out last summer over a security team that Medina wanted to hire against Manoukian’s recommendation. After that, she says, Manoukian became “hostile and angry” toward Medina and “plotted to retaliate” against the “Goin’ In” singer and her manager. “In the furtherance of this plot, he abruptly terminated his employment with Ms. Lopez and began to threaten her,” the suit says.

First her departure from American Idol and now this? We hate to see all this drama surrounding one of our favorite celebs!

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Is Kobe Bryant Hooking Up With Aussie Swimmer
Stephanie Rice At The Olympics

post from VH1 Celebrity on 08 August 2012 01:02:52 PM. © VH1 Celebrity

Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice might not be going home with a medal, but she may have snagged herself an NBA star at the London Olympics! The three-time gold medalist was seen catching the Woman’s Cycling yesterday with L.A. Laker and Team USA basketball player Kobe Bryant.Witnesses say that the two were laughing and cozying up to one another in the stands, and tabloids rumors are losing their damn mind claiming that these two are now an item. We’re know there’s a breast stroke joke in there, but we’ve decided that we’re better than that.

The athletes were introduced several weeks ago, and Stephanie tweeted a picture of the meeting with the caption “First piccy with a “star” going to be hard to beat… Kobe.” They even went so far as to present each other with gifts. Stephanie gave him two of her swim caps, and Kobe apparently gave her a pair of sneakers that he hilariously signed “To Stephanie. Be epic.” 5th and 4th place respectively in the Woman’s 200M Semifinals and Finals might not qualify as “epic,” but it’s still good enough for Kobe because they’re still hanging out.

Who knows the reality of their relationship, as his ex-wife Vanessa is also in town with their children. Considering the two still occasionally kiss, this might not be the best time for some Olympian-on-Olympian action. But then again, what do we know? Stephanie, for her part, was linked to a guy called Michael Phelps (heard of him?) when they were both competing at the Beijing Olympics in 2008. We guess she has a thing for champs? Or maybe it’s just realllllllly tall dudes.

[Photo: Instagram]

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Stanley Tucci Secretly Marries Emily Blunt's
Sister! All The Delicious Deets HERE!

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Stanley Tucci is married!Whaaatt???The 51 year-old Hunger Games star was cornered at a screening on Monday after onlookers spotted an unassuming wedding band on his finger!He admitted to marrying his new blushing bride, Felicity Blunt, in secret a few months ago! The wedding was a low key affair but the couple plans to hold a [...]

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Joss Whedon To Write And Direct Avengers 2,
Develop Live Action Superhero Series For ABC

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Best. News. Ever.Joss Whedon, the man the myth the legend responsible for writing and directing The Avengers has signed up to give audiences more of the same.Furthermore, Joss, a.k.a. the guy who created Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Firefly, is returning to his small screen roots in an attempt to help ABC develop a live [...]

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Jennifer Lawrence's Hunger Games Pay Raise Has
Josh & Liam Jealous

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Liam Hemsworth and Josh Hutcherson are prepared to battle tributes the studio in the arena!!The male stars of The Hunger Games are SUPER jealous that Jennifer Lawrence is getting a 200% pay increase for Catching Fire. The boys have decided that THEY deserve the Katniss treatment too!One Hunger Games insider shares that the green monster [...]

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Could Robert Pattinson Be Getting Back Together
With KStew

We'll believe it when we see it!! According to UsWeekly, some of Robert Pattinson's friends are concerned he might actually take Kristen Stewart back after she two-timed him with a married director! …in BROAD DAYLIGHT! The source explains: "What he wants still changes from day to day. He loves her very much. [But] a [...]

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Anna Kournikova Gets Topless

Here’s Anna Kournikova looking really damn sexy in a photoshoot for something called Smoda. I don’t know what that is, but I’ve been wondering what Anna’s been up to these days so I don’t really care. To be honest, I just assumed that that Enrique douche had her locked in a tower somewhere in south America, so it’s nice to see that she’s free to take her clothes off and pose all sexy for me. Keep up the good work.

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Pink Cries Daily over Daughter Willow

"The first time anything bad happened he was like, 'Oh, I'm so glad it was me!'" she says. "I'm like, 'Me too! I'm going to cry anyway though.'"

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