When I first heard Miley Cyrus was filming Two and a Half Men, I got excited. I thought she was finally going to be releasing a sex tape. But turns out it’s just that terrible Ashton Kutcher show. Still, as dumb as the show is these days, I’ve got to hand it to the producers. They’ve finally learned the secret to distracting viewers from all the lame jokes: show Miley Cyrus in lingerie. I’m surprised it’s taken them this long. I’ve been using that trick for years.