When preparing for the rest of your isolated, touch-less existence, it can sometimes be a pain in the you-know-what figuring out what supplies you might need, other than heavy-duty Kleenex, soft sweaters of indeterminate color and lozenges for when your voice withers from alternating bouts of hysterical weeping and disuse.
So thank god for the Hugvie, right? It’s like hugging a human, but without all those complicated emotions and nuances and hands. If a loved one calls (a terrifically rare experience!), Hugvie even has vibrators that responds to the tone of their voice. That way if your mother is upset at you for buying a new robot torso instead of leaving your apartment occasionally, you can feel her heart beat quicker with hopeless love, and an ever-growing fear.
Did I mention the vibrators? I did, didn’t I?
(Videogum)
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