Last Night On American Idol: Serial Killers, Cry
Babies, And Hotties With No Short-Term Memory

We're going to again turn to the "American Idol" website, and let the hard-core Idol devotees (and opinionated haters) give their impressions of last night's episode. As usual, please be sure to fill us in on anything we missed, and look forward to our continued reliance on this feature, as we present you with forthcoming editions of "Last Night On American Idol."

Synoposis:
Competition heats up on this week's Idol, as we move past the auditions and into the somewhat more exciting Hollywood rounds. Amid the controversial claims that Paula's being edited to appear less medicated, we witnessed Grammy contest winner, Robyn "I Sang A Duet With JT" Troup get eliminated in the group performance round, plus rumors are flying that a "last-minute" British contestant was planted on the show to become the next UK American Idol.

Simon's Quote of the Night:
• "None of you are any good. It was an absolutely terrible start to the day. Sorry. No originality."

Highlights:
• "Sundance hopes the guy to girl ratio will work in his favor. He's not really talking about the singing competition, is he? "

• "Wes Samland: He might have a career as a serial killer...I could cook a mean rib eye on his upper grill."

• "Gina accuses Perla of not being able to harmonize. This is true. Perla's used to having the synthesizer cover her shortcomings. I know. I've heard her.:

• "[Jack Odanovich] appears to be the love child of Alfred E. Neuman and Clay Aiken."

Amusing Observations:
• "Simon couldn't be more pleased if he were in the midst of a colonoscopy."

• "The first day is over, and a lot of girls are crying in their air sickness bags on the way home."

• "Is it me or was that thing on her head an over cooked slice of squid?"

• "Porcellana, with the military abs, leaves us...as does Sarah Burgess who lied to her dad about auditioning."

Last Recap:
Last Night on American Idol: Ridiculously Botoxed Former Grease Stars, Ghetto-Fabulous Grillz And Asians 'Not Pretty Enough' For TV

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